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Dusty Poetry #89

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Welcome to The Jungle

Skittles are now banned
In many faraway lands.
They’re sweet yet toxic.

Mountain Dew is too,
Both Japan and the EU –
Bromine’s in the brew.

Frosted Flakes – not grrrreat –
A carcinogenic treat
In a bowl to eat.

What about sport drinks?
Nobody drinks Gatorade
At all in Norway.

Some other foods, too,
Are safe for me, but not you,
And I wonder why.


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By way of confession, and I guess by way of revealing my status as an American, I wrote this while eating Skittles.

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